10/07/2022
[Adapted from the latest Radio Derb, now available exclusively on VDARE.com]
It’s been two years now since I offered my advice on Radio Derb to the British government about what to do with the thousands of illegal aliens they had acquired, courtesy of people-smugglers shipping them across the English Channel in rubber dinghies. My advice was: hulks.
No, not green-skinned mutants with over-developed musculature. I meant hulks as in prison ships: vessels retired from the Royal Navy, permanently anchored along the banks of the River Thames and at seaports like Plymouth. From the 1770s to the 1850s hulks were used in place of jails. One of my great-great-grandfathers served seven years on the hulks back in the 1840s “for stealing 3 hen fowls & 20 chickens.”
I’ve referred to hulks a couple of times since then, I see, here and here. But both times in the British context. Last week, however, I saw that my suggestion has been taken up by New York City’s mayor Eric Adams:
Mayor Eric Adams is finalizing a deal with the Norwegian Cruise Line to house migrants on one of its massive cruise ships and dock it at Staten Island’s Homeport, The Post has learned.
Adams wants to lease the luxury liner for at least six months and use it to house and process migrants before they enter the city’s shelter system, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.
[Mayor Adams close to deal for Norwegian Cruise ship to house migrants in NYC waters, by Bernadette Hogan, Valentina Jaramillo and Bruce Golding, NY Post, September 30, 2022]
Mayor Adams doesn’t seem fully to have grasped the hulk concept, though.
"We have not asked for this" … you actually did when you voted for Joe Biden. https://t.co/FxxrzYskBn
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) October 7, 2022
A luxury liner? Those 19th-century prison hulks were old, rusty, leaky, smelly ships that were no use for any other purpose. The cabins were even less comfortable than the average prison cell; and they were serving as prison cells, the inmates locked in.
By contrast, the New York Post tells us:
The migrants would be allowed to come and go while staying on the ship.
Perhaps they’ll also be treated to concerts, movies, and dances. Deck games too, perhaps.
Why don’t homeless veterans get this treatment? @NYCMayor https://t.co/gH9P2zVhbm
— Federation for American Immigration Reform (@FAIRImmigration) September 30, 2022
That’s not the proper hulk ethos, not at all.
In any case the idea of docking the ship at Staten Island’s Homeport has not met with the approval of Staten Islanders.
I should explain to listeners unfamiliar with the socio-geography of New York City that Staten Island is one of the five boroughs of the city, and it is the one with the smallest density of woke urban gentry liberals.
Staten Islanders are, if not exactly horny-handed sons of toil, definitely more based on average than residents of the other four boroughs. If you ask me to conjure up an image of the average Staten Island homeowner, I think of a cop or firefighter.
Once Eric Adams’ idea of using a luxury cruise ship as a hulk for illegal aliens had been aired, Staten Island Borough President Vito Fossella — and yes, he’s a Republican — stepped up to throw some cold, smelly, New York harbor water on the plan. Edited quote:
How is this becoming a Staten Island problem? This is a federal problem … I am not for this cruise. Let’s avoid cruising for a bruising. What’s next? RVs on the street?
Staten Island’s congresscritter, U.S. Representative Rep. Nicole Malliotakis, also a Republican, was even more outspoken — downright vituperative, in fact. Edited quote:
This is a ludicrous idea that could only come out of an incompetent administration … Both Biden and Adams refuse to address the root of the problem and, instead, continue to incentivize illegal immigration. Secure our borders, reinstate “Remain in Mexico” and add judges to hear legitimate asylum cases quickly. Democrats have abdicated their responsibility but when Republicans take the House, we will put an end to this nonsense.
I wish I could believe that last bit; but what the lady said was well said none the less. Thank you, Ma’am.
Here’s Malliotakis’s own op-ed in the NY Post: It’s time for Mayor Adams to get on board with border security, September 30, 2022.
Uncompassionate. Unsustainable. Utter incompetence.
That’s how anyone with commonsense would view the crisis at the southern border that has now spilled into cities across America, including ours.
My op-ed and plea to @NYCMayor:
— Nicole Malliotakis (@NMalliotakis) October 1, 2022
https://t.co/bOzDmQfqIJ
All that notwithstanding, I can’t suppress a frisson of pride at seeing my suggestion taken up on this side of the Atlantic.
Ah, the power of Radio Derb!
Now about my other suggestions… in my May Diary, I wrote:
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.
[George Orwell review of Bertrand Russell’s Power: A New Social Analysis, 1938]
Right-o, George.
All of this I meant to apply to the United States in general, but it applies with particular force to the City of New York.
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