A Washington State Reader On Islam 101 In The Schools
02/09/2011
02/08/11 — A Reader Muses on Guilt By Association
From: Brian Riordan
A Texas school board plans indoctrinating American students in Arabic "culture" Mansfield ISD will re-tool Arabic culture curriculum, WFAA.com, February 7, 2011.
No doubt the following classes need to be included:
- Beheading 101 The latest techniques for taking the heads off shoulders of Christians, Jews, and also wives.
- Domestic Relations: "Beat your wife every day. If you don’t know the reason, she will." — Arabic saying.
- Topics in Clitoridectomy: Topics include: what age is appropriate? Are anesthetics really necessary? Sterile instruments are just for decadent Westerners.
- Child Rearing How to decide if Honor Killing is appropriate for your daughter.
- Political Jujitsu How to use liberal Jewish civil liberty organizations as your Jihad ally against Jews and Christians.
- Stoning 212 Improving your throwing arm. Where to aim. The best type of stone to use. How deep to bury subject for maximum exposure without risking escape.
- A Muslim Guide to Barnyard Romance Textbook: The Shagged Sheep, by Mark Steyn. A guide to Muslim etiquette after romantic encounters with sheep, cows, and yes, camels.
Riordan, while living in New Mexico, learned about Mexico’s corruption and does not want it to "dominate our country." He is married to a legal immigrant who is "a proud American." His previous letters are archived here.
James Fulford writes: I was going to write "He’s joking about the camels," but I reread the article, and no, he isn’t. He is joking about the curriculum — the actual curriculum will say that Muslims are loyal Americans, nice to their wives, (who happen to like wearing those mask things) study the Koran like Americans study the Bible, and eat falafel.
I wish I were joking.