07/27/2013
Talk of the immigrant valedictorian reminds me that what constitutes an honor student in the ghetto — or the barrio — is different from what it is in Scarsdale or Greenwich:
This is from the script of the Bonfire Of The Vanities
EXT. LONG ISLAND SUBURB — ED RIFKIN is in his driveway sipping a beer and painting a "For Sale" sign. An '81 Corvette is parked in the driveway.RIFKIN Henry Lamb? Who’s that?
PETER
He was a student of yours at Ruppert High. In your English class.
RIFKIN
He was? What’s he done?
PETER
He was seriously injured. I’m a journalist. I write for a newspaper.
RIFKIN
Oh. I don’t remember him.
PETER
What I would like to find out is what kind of student he was.
RIFKIN
Well, if I don’t remember him, I guess he was okay.
PETER
Would you say he was a 'good' student?
RIFKIN
'Good' doesn’t really apply to Ruppert High. They're either cooperative or life-threatening. There’s no in-between.
PETER
His mother says he was considering going to college.
RIFKIN
Well, she means City College. They have an open admissions policy. So, if you live in the city and you graduate from high school and you're still breathing, they have to take you.
PETER Well, is there anything at all you can tell me about his performance or aptitude — anything at all?
RIFKIN Look, Mr … ?
PETER Fallow.
RIFKIN I got sixty-five students in every class …
PETER Do you have any of his written work?
RIFKIN Oh, Jesus, there hasn’t been any written work at Ruppert High since … oh, fifteen years. Maybe twenty.
PETER Well, there must be some record of how he measures up to the others …
RIFKIN No. See, you're thinking about grades and honor students and high achievers. We don’t make those kinds of comparisons. We're just trying to keep them off the street. At Ruppert High, an honor student is somebody who comes to class and doesn’t p-ss on the teacher.
PETER (pauses; then) Well, by that standard, is Henry Lamb an honors student?
RIFKIN Well, he never p-ssed on me. So by that standard, yes. I guess he must be.
INT. SHERMAN’s OFFICE — CLOSE ON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE –
HONOR STUDENT IN COMA
COPS SIT ON HIT AND RUN
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