By Steve Sailer
05/16/2006
I've gone through the transcript of President Bush’s immigration speech according to the rules outlines in Gateway Pundit’s "Open Border Drinking Game," and here’s the results:Directions: For each time the president mentions the following words or phrases do the following …
- "Welcome"- Salt Your Glasses — Once
- "Welcoming Society"- Swig from "XX" Drink! — Once
- "Jobs Americans won’t do"- down one "XX" Drink! — Once for "jobs Americans are not doing"
- "Nation of immigrants"- Tequila shots Drink! - Once
- "Family values don’t stop at the Rio Grande"- Drink, Si? — Amazingly enough, no
- "Path to citizenship"- Beer bongs! Drink! Twice
-"Guests"/"guest workers" — one shot. Well, Bush renamed his guest worker plan a "temporary worker" plan, and said the word temporary six times.
"Comprehensive immigration reform" — chug. Twice
- "This is not amnesty"- Naked pyramid, … tequila, chug! " What I have just described is not amnesty" — Close enough! Chug!
[Vdare.com note: More sober reflections can be found on Isteve.com]
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