By Steve Sailer
09/01/2008
From the indispensable PalinFacts.com
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth.
Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
We'll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her.
The Alaska governor’s instant ascent to Frontier Folk Hero explains much of the unhinged rage among Obama supporters. They'd been fantasizing about their genetically nuanced man of the future, their political Tiger Woods, when suddenly they get blindsided by a figure seemingly out of America’s buried past, a joyously comic tall tale character in the tradition of Davy Crockett, Daniel Boone, Annie Oakley, Mike Fink, and Paul Bunyan.
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