(Satire)"26 Dead in Misconceived 'Oberlin Spring Break in Seville'"
By Steve Sailer
03/07/2013
Traditional procession of penitents to Seville Cathedral
SEVILLE, SPAIN — An Oberlin-sponsored cultural enrichment trip, "Spring Break in Seville," turned tragic today, as seven students, two professors, and 17 staffers from the Ohio liberal arts college’s Multicultural Resource Center suffered terror-induced heart attacks at the sight of the Spanish city’s customary march of hooded penitents.
